Sunday, November 13, 2016

Pumped about Pachyderms

Mon 11 Jul 2016

Today was the big day! The day my family had been waiting for since arriving in Thailand. This was the day that we were going to see the elephants. We got picked up about 6:30am; Candace and dad squeezed in the back of the pickup while mom and I sat in the cab with our driver. Our guide had been out the night before watching a soccer match so mom and I were convinced he was a little worse for the wear. Why might we think this? The empty beer can in the center console screamed 'hair of the dog', but what really confirmed our suspicions took place when we stopped at a gas station for a "15 minute break"- he indulged in a greasy meal and a quick nap before continuing with us up the mountain.  How did mom and I help this poor young thai deal with his hangover? Simple. We cranked up the volume on the radio and encouraged him to belt out the lyrics with us as he drove. It's no wonder mom and I rode in the back of the pickup on the way home.

When we got to the elephant jungle sanctuary we were given traditional clothing to change into, along with a quick elephant pep talk. We were then invited to a small feeding area where the elephants gather for banana and bamboo snacks. Once all of us were in the area, the elephants were led down the mountain to meet us. It was a bit intimidating because the space was small, the crowd was large and the elephants were huge, but eventually each one of the McCutcheon's was able to pet and feed one of these big beauties.






One of the funniest moments took place while Reg was attempting to take a photo with the baby; before the flash could even go off she found herself surrounded by elephants on all sides. They were quickly closing in and she was going to be stuck in the middle. We've never seen Reg move so fast in her life.




Stew found himself in an equally precarious situation when he tried to feed the large, tusked male elephant. As he lifted his arm and called "bon" the elephant stepped directly into his path. Stew had to quickly crouch and throw the banana into the pachyderm's mouth so that he wasn't impaled head on by a tusk. Maybe that's why we were instructed only to put bananas in the trunks of these tusked creatures, not directly into their mouths.

Although there were some close calls, all four of the McCutcheon's survived the first phase of the elephant visit. Next, we would be heading to the mud hole to play. The walk to the hole was incredibly slippery and more than once I thought I was going down. Candace and I pushed along in front while mom and dad took turns holding one another up in the back. Finally, we reached the mud pit. What did they want us to do? Get in. Come on. Wade into this thick, sticky brown goop filled with elephant dung. No? You don't want to? You're hesitant. Don't be hesitant, because next thing you know, you'll be ducking from flying elephant dung. The motto of the guides: get in and get dirty on your own terms, or stay out and get dirty on theirs. Before long all four of us were in the dirt, laying with the elephants and slinging mud pies at one another (yes, even my mother was taking part. Way to go, Reg!).




There can be only so much poop play before one starts to question their life choices, so off to the water hole for baths we went. The elephants absolutely loved the water, and although it was cold, it was a great way to rid ourselves of the mud hole remnants. We took small bowls, filled them with water and poured it over the elephant's course skin. Our guides liked soaking us more than the elephants, so by the end it had turned into a pretty epic waterfight.




After exhausting ourselves and the elephants, we headed back to camp for a traditional thai lunch.


Our elephant experience was absolutely amazing. We loved having the opportunity to interact with these beautiful, gentle creatures and would do so again in a heartbeat (mud hole and all!).






Thursday, October 27, 2016

Water, Water, Water!

Sun 10 July 2016

On Sunday we decided to explore the 10 level waterfalls. We took a songthaew to the falls and before embarking on our climb, I needed to use the toilets. Mom and Candace took one look and opted out, due to the fact that shoes had to be removed and the toilets were squatties. Not to mention the fact that they were outside in very, very close proximity to a spider bigger than all three of our heads combined. Luckily I wasn't eaten by the spider, or swallowed by the toilet, so we were able to start our climb toward the falls.


The falls were beautiful and very secluded. We only saw a few other groups of people while climbing so we were able to take our time and enjoy each tier. Thankfully the climb included mostly stairs as opposed to rock scaling and vine clutching. During our descent, the rains started so we had a nice shower to cool us off.





























After leaving the falls we decided to get lunch in town at a local thai bar.

Dad and I decided we'd go for another massage but because of mom's recently acquired thai massage complex she and Candace opted to go to the grocery store instead. When dad and I finished our massages it was pouring rain, so much so that the massage shop owner lent me an umbrella so I could go down the street to Sev to purchase ponchos for dad and I. We then wandered the streets in a sideways downpour trying to flag down a tuk tuk. We arrived home to find mom and Candace, equally as soaked, from their journey home.

The Sunday Night Market is one of the biggest, and most famous markets in Northern Thailand. I looked up the market on the map and saw it would be a ten minute ride. I flagged down a songthaew for us and negotiated a price. Less than 50 feet later, the driver was stopping, ushering us out and asking for his pay. What? This was the market? How could it be this close? I would not pay 100 baht for this. I wasn't a tourist. I lived in Thailand. I couldn't be taken like that. Three minutes later and what did I have to show for myself? a whole lot less pride and a whole lot less baht.

Walking around at the market made up for my earlier faux-pas. There were so many things to eat, see, do and buy. Candace, mom and I stopped at a stall selling hand carved painted soaps- an incredibly popular thai gift. Here we were able to get beautiful souvenirs for ourselves and our family and friends :)



It was also close enough that dad could walk home and leave us to our shopping. Win, win for everyone!