Sunday, January 26, 2020

Making Friends with the Masai

29 Dec 2019

Up and at 'em for our 630 game drive. David found out that the road we had taken yesterday was closed because of flooding (shocker!!) so we had to use an alternate road. In the light of the morning we enjoyed the elephant herds roaming and feeding, the zebras grazing and the topis twirling their tails about. We saw many different types of birds, but no lions.

On our way back to the camp we witnessed an elephant standoff. David explained that the two animals facing one another across the road were fighting for dominance within the herd. The larger elephant, with the bigger tusks, was the older one, and he was being challenged by the younger male with smaller tusks. The younger male kept using his trunk to throw dirt over his body and pull his foot back and forth in the dirt while waving his ears. The older elephant just stared, occasionally moving his ears. David explained that it could take hours, days or weeks for the final showdown. The females in the herd would accept whichever male was dominant and banish the other.

We returned to camp around 930, just in time for breakfast. Mark hit the showers once he finished eating, but I stayed for a hot tea and a chat with one of the chow tent workers, Lavender. Her hair was braided in an absolutely beautiful way culminating in a crown around the top of her head. She explained that it wasn't her real hair and that when she got this style done it took about two and a half hours and could be left in for three to four weeks. She marveled over my hair, exclaiming how beautiful it was when styled naturally. We laughed at the age old saying, "you always want what you can't have." Lavender is originally from Nairobi but was attending school for hotel management. She finished school and was called to work at Kibo Safari Camp shortly after graduating. She's been here almost a year and hopes to gain enough experience to open her own hotel one day. She prays that if she works hard and has faith in god she will succeed. Talking with her was lovely and I wish her all the best. 

Mark and I then met a local Masai, Ramone, who took us to his village. It was a thirty minute walk from Kibo and it was in and out of swamp, thick mud and tall grasses with one constant: heat. We walked by a permanent school, and hospital, both built by volunteers from the US. These are the only two buildings in the village with power and running water. As we continued we finally came to the Masai camp, which included an outer fence made of bushes and trees, to protect from wild animals, followed by a circle of eight huts followed by an inner circle where livestock were kept.




The Masai first showed us how to make fire using a combination of zebra and elephant dung powder, wood and sticks. The process was really slow and caused the men to inhale tons of smoke but eventually the fire started. I couldn't imagine doing this each time I wanted to cook, drink water, or keep warm.


We then went inside a Masai hut. The huts are built first with strong special sticks from Mt. Kilimanjaro. These are gathered once per year. 10 men and 10 donkeys from the village make the two week trip. During the rainy season this wood is stored in the huts to ensure it stays dry. Once the women are ready to build a new hut (all Masai homes are built by women) they combine the wood from Mt. Kilimanjaro with wood from the acacia trees to make the base. They then cover the base in cow dung which acts like a cement and an insulator. The roof is made from nylon paper and sticks. The houses are subject to flooding and termite damage but the combination of wood keeps them strong and durable for up to twenty years. The homes are incredibly small. The one Mark and I entered had two rooms, one for the women and children and one for the men. A small bed is raised off of the floor using wooden beams and is covered with cow hide. In the center of the hut is a small fire that continuously smokes (this keeps the mosquitoes away) and also serves as a place to boil water and cook food. There are no toilets or showers. Because the homes are made of dung the amount of flies is unreal. You can tell that Mark and I are tourists (for many reasons!) specifically because each time a fly landed on us we would instinctively swat at it or flinch to make it fly away. The Masai on the other hand will be covered in swarms of them and still talking and working, seemingly not even phased by the hundreds of flies on their faces, arms and legs. It was really hard for me to talk with one of the young boys in the village (he was maybe three or four) because the flies kept landing on his lips. I wanted so badly to shoo them away for him. 





We then watched a series of Masai dances (Mark and I can probably perform these in our sleep at this point), one of which was a prayer for our safe return home. Next we looked at the handmade items made by the women and men in the village. Women do beading and paint work while men do wood carving. The beaded bracelets are beautiful so I bought a few from the women.





After saying our goodbyes (I stopped to talk with the school aged kids about how they liked school) we walked back to the camp with Ramone.





We learned that the Masai have one leader, a man who is chosen by all to lead because of his good character. He distributes all of the money between the villagers. Those in the village who wear ear decorations were not able to attend school and are therefore uneducated. Many Masai have brandings on their cheeks because the medicine man says it will help with poor eyesight. This is performed on children when they're 8 or 9 years of age. The women are tasked with building the homes, cooking and washing while the men must farm, look after the animals and the children. Women must shave their heads (I think this is more for hygiene than anything else) and men who are unmarried warriors must grow their hair long.

One of my favorite takeaways were the shoes- they're made from motor bike tires because they're durable and won't lose traction in the mud. They're also very easy to clean. And they look super cool, obviously. I asked about getting a pair but the Masai wanted 50 euro for them. I'm sure I can find DIY Pinterest instructions for these, thanks though.


After leaving I had incredibly conflicting feelings about the village- was this a tourist stunt? Do they really live like this? Whether this particular village was legitimate I'll never know, however driving on the streets of Kenya and seeing villages like this in rural and remote areas makes me believe that there are people who live like this not because they're hoping for a few bucks from a tourist, but because this is their life. These are their means. This is their home.


After spending two and a half hours in the heat we were ready for some lunch. Spaghetti with tomato sauce (how african) with fruit salad. We relaxed for a bit and then headed out for our last game drive. We got to see more hippos (at a safe distance), this time playing with one another in the lake. We saw bastard birds and a bull who had been kicked out of his herd. We saw a jackal and of course giraffes, elephants, zebras, gazelles and buffalo. We watched the sun set over the savannah as we drove with the wind blowing our hair.





By 9pm I was exhausted and fell asleep without worrying whether the malarial mosquitoes or mauling monkeys were worse. 

Ambushed by Mozzies at Amboseli

28 Dec 2019

Up and out by 8 (which means we got to sleep in a little- yay!) Noah wished us well and then we were on our way. First we drove to Babboon Cliff where we had a beautiful view of the lake, and the babboons.






David told us that if they smelled our food they'd hop in the car, which brought me back to my days in Thailand on monkey mountain. I'd prefer not to relive that one thank you.




Little did we know that we'd be spending the next 10 hours driving to Amboseli National Park, which is located at the foot of Mount Kilimanjaro.




That's right folks a ten hour road trip, and we only stopped two times. Once on the side of the road for souvenirs (David's buddy was trying really hard to sell us but Mark and I just weren't feeling the miniature African animals made of stone) and once for gas (no toilets there). I guess three times if you count the stop on the side of the road under a tree to eat our packed lunches. Yep, so after lunch I got to squat while the savannah grasses tickled my tush. On one side of me there were cars and trucks whizzing by and comin' in hot on the other side was a farmer with his herd of hungry cattle. I was only mildly phased by these things however, because what was really troubling me was, "I should have put deet on my butt, I should have put deet on my butt." If I end up with malaria on my meat seat you'll all know why 🤣

We continued through farm land and small towns until we reached the park entrance around 530.


The road we took to our campsite was flooded and even though David put forth his best effort, we got stuck about a quarter of a mile from the entrance. I swapped my Chocos for my boots and out we went. There was no one around so instead of waiting to be pushed or rescued we had to walk. My potentially malarial conditions earlier in the day didn't hold a candle to this. Ankle deep in mud/standing swamp water bordered by tall grasses and a humidity that made my hair immediately 80s fabulous meant the mozzies were everywhere. We made it to the camp entrance which was more than flooded but these wonderful Masai men tested the best boulders for jumping and then led us across the muddy water. Mark and I both had waterproof shoes so we were ok, but our driver, David, was less than pleased. He had black loafers and khaki pants, plus a gait in his step that led to his demise when it came to staying dry.



Mark and I had made it to our tent maybe 30 minutes before it started POURING rain. We crossed our fingers and hoped that David had managed to get unstuck and made it back with the car. He met us about 730, sad and soaked, and explained that two more drivers got stuck so they were all helping one another. He skipped dinner altogether and went straight for the showers. Mark and I enjoyed a drink at the bar and then went for dinner in the chow tent. The buffet was massive, as was the campsite. There were probably three or four times as many tents here as in any other place we'd stayed. The meal was good but because of the rain the mozzies were out in swarms. We literally couldn't keep the bugs off our plates long enough to take a bite. Needless to say, it was a quick dinner followed by a Masai dance (this time I was pulled from the audience and asked to join). We headed to bed so we'd be ready for our morning game drive at 630, but not before reading the fine print on our tent. Our campsite was surrounded by an electric fence because there were lions and elephants immediately on the other side. We were instructed to roll over and go back to sleep if we heard roaring or snoring but to run if we heard screaming. Got it. We were also forbidden to walk back to our tents alone after dark because of the aggressive monkeys lurking in the camp, so we had a lovely escort with a flashlight and a stick. I went to bed with the lingering question, which is worse, mozzies carrying malaria or monkeys that may maul me?

No Flamingoes in Flamingo Hill Camp

27 Dec 2019

Up at 6, breakfast at 645 and on the road by 715. We had a very, very long drive ahead of us. Little did we know there are two roads leading out of the park--- one that is 17km and one that is 75. Thank goodness the roads had dried out enough overnight to allow us to take the 17km shortcut. After exiting the park there was a ton of driving through farm towns and small villages. We stopped to get gas and I tried cardamom tea-- it's now my new favorite! So sweet, warm and delicious. We finally made our way onto a paved road. It was such a nice change. However, there were large construction areas which meant diversions by tipped cans and tires to the muddy side roads. Along these roads many children came chasing after our jeep waving and yelling in Swahili. David explained they were yelling, "tourists, tourists!" Older kids however, seemed not as enthused by our presence and would flick us off or scowl at us. Adults seemed mostly uninterested or sometimes simply stared with a blank expression. I could see how farmers may resent tourists in their fancy cars and with their flashy cameras taking pictures of people just trying to live their everyday life. I could also see how it would be irritating not to have access to nice roads or indoor plumbing like the tourists do, yet tourists have access to it all. It's definitely made me feel conflicted as someone who's vacationing here. While it's wild to think that where I was born is just sheer chance, I need to recognize the privilege that comes with it in order to begin to understand how others are feeling. I also need to understand that some of the best ways I can do that are by asking questions and listening to and learning from the responses in order to shape my world view. If I'm traveling but not learning then I may as well have never left home. That being said, we drove through farm towns with small homes made of wood and clay and then we drove through bigger towns with larger homes separated by brick enclosures which sheds light on the fact that there isn't one stereotypical Kenya. It isn't just what you see on the internet or in movies, it's diverse and ever changing (according to David). After five and a half hours of driving we stopped for lunch inside Lake Nakuru National Park and then started our game drive.


We saw tons of antelope, water buffalo, land buffalo, monkeys, blue ball baboons (aptly named for their appearance), giraffes (the ones in this park are Rothschild giraffes and they are endangered. Their tongues are hard and black which allows them to eat fruit from thorn trees), zebras, warthogs and for the first time today, rhino. The rhino is the second heaviest land mammal, after the elephant. The ones at this park have two horns. At first, we saw them from very, very far away. We then stumbled upon a few that were closer up, but with their butts toward us. Finally, we came upon rhinos that we could see up close. A momma and her baby were grazing and walking right toward us. It was so amazing to watch. It was even cooler to look through the binocs up close, because we could see the details of the mud caked hide and the blinking of the eyes. Mark also spotted a cat way, way off in the distance running between the trees. I took a look and although we could both see it, we weren't sure what type of cat it was.



















David explained that the 'big 5' got that name because it's made up of the 5 most dangerous animals to humans. He also explained that hunters illegally shoot game throughout Kenya and if caught can face the death penalty. At one point we drove through a swampy marsh (can our jeep really float?!) where we saw pelicans dipping under and flipping back above the water in a consistent rhythm. David explained that this is how they fish. We saw countless birds, like eagles soaring overhead, beautiful electric blue birds and thick black birds with colored heads just to name a few.




We drove through the park and made it to our accommodation, Flamingo Hill Camp, right around 515. Just 2km prior to this however was the abandoned entrance to Lake Nakuru Park. David explained that rising water levels flooded the entrance less than one year ago, rendering it unusable. Eeek. Thank goodness our accommodation is on higher ground. The campsite is absolutely gorgeous. It's set within the park and is within an arms length of grazing zebras and antelopes. Our tent has a beautiful veranda that looks out into a grassy savannah covered with rich green vegetation and colorful flowers. There's also a pool (unfortunately it's a bit too cold for that) and a fire pit. Maybe we'll use that later. Right now I'm just content sitting outside on the tent porch enjoying the beauty that nature has to offer.



After a (mostly hot) shower I put on some clean clothes and Mark and I went for dinner. The bartender was offering dawas, the signature drink of vodka, ice, honey, sugar and muddled lemons and limes. I asked him to make mine with tequila instead and the result was delicious- I even got a salted rim. 

Dinner was exquisite. Cauliflower soup, grilled tilapia with rice and veggies and a passion fruit ice cream for dessert. Am I really camping? Mark and I had a wonderful waiter named Noah who joked with us throughout dinner. After, we enjoyed the bonfire before heading to bed. Another fun day of adventuring in Africa.