Saturday, October 28, 2017

A Fun Friday on Phi Phi? Try a Fuckin Freaky Friday on Phi Phi

Fri, Aug 19, 2016

Phi Phi is an inhabitable island surrounded by tons of tiny, uninhabited islands. These islands are known for their spectacular beauty and cleanliness because they have not been tainted by humankind. We decided to do a full day guided boat tour so that we could see a few of these famous islands. Little did we know, this would be one of our scariest, most physically challenging Thailand adventures. We set sail around 10am. Our group was on a tiny boat with one other couple. Our first stop was Monkey Island. Because of the tides, it was almost impossible to find enough beach to stand on there. Jenna managed to though, and in a few seconds time she was inundated with monkey buddies.





After Monkey Island, we sailed in and out of a few beautifully blue coves.



No one wanted to stop to swim because we were all excited to make it to the main island and visit the National Park. What we didn't realize however, was that because it was rainy season, getting to this island was going to be almost impossible. The water was incredibly choppy. Each time we slammed against a large wave, our boat would rock and tons of water would pour in. There seemed to be no end in sight and the waves seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. Our tour guide pushed on and eventually, after a few close calls, we made it to the island. However, rainy season came back to bite us once again when we arrived. Normally, boats could dock at the island entrance, however because the tide was incredibly low, our boat had to anchor about a half mile from shore. When we hopped out into the shallow water to start our swim to the island, we realized that we would be swimming over a coral reef. This wouldn't have been a big deal except for the fact that the water was so choppy that each time a wave came in we were being slammed into the sharp, rocky coral below. We tried our best to cover as much ground as we could in between waves, but by the time we got to the island entrance Jason and I both had bloody knees. Never fear though, because another challenge awaited us. Jason and I looked up to find that the island entrance was looming not next to us, but above us. How would we get up there you ask? A net made of ropes connected the rock wall in front of us to the coral reef below us. We watched in horror as swimmers hoisted themselves up into the net and disappeared on the other side. I climbed up into the net, only to realize that each time a wave hit, the net slammed against the rock wall. I had to be careful where I put my hands and bare feet as I climbed, otherwise they would be  scraped on the rock. Somehow I managed to get up and over the net. I fell, exhausted and bloody, onto the other side. This National Park had better be worth it.
We were all a bit disgruntled as we walked down onto the island but after hiking for about twenty minutes we came to one of the most beautiful beach clearings I'd seen yet. The beach was pristine. The sand was rich and warm and the water was amazingly blue. We immediately headed into the water and let our tired bodies float.
When it was time for us to leave, we followed a group who had decided that they weren't going to go over the net wall but instead climb through a cave and come out on the other side. It was incredibly slippery so I took to crawling on my knees instead of risking a fall. We were able to get out to the reef, however, the tide had lowered even more and now we had to walk along the reef before the water dropped off. This was incredibly painful. Jason and I spent quite awhile watching others drop off into the water. We tried to plan the best route, but at the end of the day, we ended up just falling in and trying to stick together as we swam. I thought the way in was bad, but at least the waves were with us. On our way back out, the waves were crashing in against us, so we were being pushed backwards against the coral. There were times we had to grab the coral below us to keep from losing ground, so by the time we got to the boat we were all cut and bleeding. But we weren't in the clear yet. The waves were getting worse and we still had to make it all the way back to Phi Phi. Our guide hadn't said much during our trip, so I tried speaking with him in Thai. Bam! That was the key to his heart. He opened up immediately, speaking to me in Thai and in English. He said that they usually don't do these boat tours at this time of year because of the low tides and the choppy water but that if tourists are willing to go, the boat companies host the excursions. Well shit. We were just dumb tourists. How we were supposed to know we were going to encounter what we did? I was definitely not wearing the "incredibly talented, knowledgeable tour guide hat" for this one. Our real Thai guide said that normally the reef is miles below the boats. He also told us that the current water conditions were quite dangerous for his small boat and that we had better get back quickly before we capsized from a wave. Woof. Talk about nerves. This time Jason and I were both sweating it out the whole way to shore. And it definitely wasn't because we were hot.
#wesurvivedbutbarely

Love and a Viewpoint

Thurs, Aug 18th, 2016

My canadian friend, Jason, just couldn't stay away. He messaged to let me know that one of his friends from back home had come to visit and was wondering if I'd play tour guide again. "Sure," I'd said, "but this time, not in Bangkok. Pack your bags because you're coming to Phi Phi!" The girls and I spent some quality time soaking up the sun before grabbing the boys from their hostel.

We decided to take a hike to the Phi Phi viewpoint- it isn't too arduous of a climb but still does provide a spectacular view of the island. Win! Win! However, without fail, just like every time he steps outside in Thailand, Jason was sweating. A lot. A ton. Profusely. Gotta hand it to him for consistency, that's for sure :) Luckily, he received a bit of relief on our way down from the viewpoint. It started pouring rain, so we quickly hurried to Jason and his friend's hostel-- it was AMAZING. They had a huge double room, with balcony, all to themselves. I definitely wasn't about to introduce them to our squished, three bunk dorm. After all, I was supposed to be the informed tour guide for god sakes. Woops.







That evening the boys came by our beachside hostel for a few beers and some music.

After the tide came in a bit too close for comfort, the girls and I brought the boys into the town and introduced them to our favorite live music bar. The incredibly talented guitarist was back, so we planted ourselves and sang along to his covers for most of the night, and in that moment, the incredibly talented tour guide was able to redeem herself from her earlier booking faux pas :)

Finally on Phi Phi

Wed, Aug 17, 2016

Today was the day! I finally wasn't going to be a solo traveler anymore. As much fun as I had had, I was ready for a familiar face. Jenna was heading my way and then we were going to be traveling to Phi Phi Island together. The only problem... Jenna messaged letting me know that she missed her flight out of Bangkok (I think I've mentioned Jenna DOES NOT do early mornings :) But that she was able to get on a later flight. I however, had already booked our boat to Phi Phi from Krabi, so was starting to worry that we may not make our boat. (flashbacks to our Ayutthaya excursion, anyone?) To make matters worse, once Jenna got to Krabi, she went to the wrong hostel- did I mention the hostel I was staying in had a sister hostel? Woops. Now I was really getting worried. My liver could not handle another night out with these unrelenting eighteen year olds. Never fear though, some how, some way, Jenna found me and we made it, in time, to get on our boat to Phi Phi Island. One of the girls from my current hostel decided to join us as well, which meant not only was I not traveling solo, but that I was actually traveling with multiple companions. Score!
We spent most of the afternoon sleeping on the boat. Once we got to Phi Phi, we walked down the beach to our hostel. It was an outdoor hostel right on the beach. The rooms were small as small could be-- I could touch all three sets of bunkbeds from my top bunk. There was also an outdoor bar with dj directly under our lodging. Good thing I brought my earplugs, right?
We spent the day exploring the beach, eating at a deliciously yummy beachside cafe with huge burgers and watching one of the most incredible sunsets I've ever seen.




Once the sun went down we started walking the beach and stumbled upon a fire show. After a few fiery limbos accompanied by celebratory shots, we headed into town and found a bar with amazing live music! The guitar player was incredibly talented (and also really cute) so we ordered some beers, sat on some hightop stools and sang along for the night. Around midnight I decided to head back. I was wiped. What I didn't realize however, was that the dj at our hostel would be bumpin' and grindin' past two AM. So much for having an early night in. Just for future reference, earplugs are great for blocking out snorers in close proximity, but are definitely not great for blocking out raves underneath your bedroom windows :)

Thursday, October 5, 2017

booze, a bad influence and some bad decisions

Monday Aug 15 & Tuesday Aug 16 2016

After visiting Ben my plan was to go to Krabi. I taxi-ed to the bus station near him and then hopped in a van. The ride took a little over 3 hours. Jenna and I were meeting up there, but not until later in the week. I was going to be exploring on my own yet again. Fingers crossed I don't consume any questionable chicken this time.

I was hungry, so after checking in to my hostel I headed to a restaurant down the street. I treated myself to a beer and a book while people watching with the ocean as the backdrop.

Once I'd finished, I headed back. I met some people at my hostel who were going on a bar crawl that night, so I figured what the hell and joined in. Little did I know, it would be a bunch of 18 somethings from New Zealand and Australia who could drink me under the table. It was definitely quite an evening, which resulted in me being quite hungover the next day. This mid twenty something just can't hang like she used to. My saving grace however was that the weather was overcast and rainy so it was absolutely perfect for napping the day away. Eventually however I did get out of bed and headed to the beach. I had a nice walk in the cold, wet sand once the rain had stopped.

I got back to my hostel only to discover that the 18 year olds were at it again. Tonight they would be taking a party bus to another hostel where they would be playing bar games ALL NIGHT LONG. Woof. I certainly wasn't going to sit in alone (especially because then I would've been woken up by all of the drunkies in my dorm room when they did decide to roll in) but I definitely had learned my lesson from the night before. I was not going to try to keep up. And while I made a solid effort, in the end, tequila buckets were had and bottle to mouth shots were poured. 18 year olds two, 20 somethings big fat zeros.


All in all this Krabi trip was a lovely blur of booze. I was definitely ready to get out of here.